What to Wear at London Olympics?

Weather Underground:London

As you can see from the graphic above, the temperature rose above 70ºF only eleven days in July of this year. There was precipitation every day. What do you wear in London in the summer?

If you are Australian, fluorescent clown wigs and flip flops

If Doc Brown just dropped you off, you wear your pajamas

Kathleen, Bobby and Dennis

If you are a Bobby, a hi-viz vest.

As you do if you work in the Underground

If it rains at the Olympic, a plastic Union Jack

If you're a chilled American, use your nation's flag

If you're a proud American, the Stars and Stripes

When you're at a football match of Brazil vs GB women in a covered stadium, you wear what is proper

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