Monday, October 17, 2011

Damyon's List of Nevers

I was inspired by a blog I read recently to assemble a list of experiences I have never had in all my 60 and 1/3 years.  I don't know how many years I have remaining but, I better get cracking if I want to stop writing lists like the one below.

I have never:
Photo by Ace Cuervo
• been to Oklahoma to visit a real cattle ranch owned by a red headed mother of four
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Stolzle 1 Liter Dimpled Glass Beer Stein
• needed glasses as long as I have mugs

Lepre Con La Zucca
• eaten a rabbit; that I know of

The Midwest
• been to the Midwest
Bungee Jumping
• felt the desire to bungee jump
Not me
• consumed alcohol while asleep
Steel Magnolias
• seen as many movies as Pioneer Woman
Boston Marathon
• felt the desire to run
Texas Medevac Crash
• flown in a chopper
Norman Rockwell Tattoo Parlor and Sailor
Norman Rockwell
• been to a tattoo parlor
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• baked beans in Boston
Baked Alaska
• Baked Alaska
Snow Capped Northern Idaho
• felt an urge to visit Idaho
Magnificent Desolation
• walked on the moon
Play Myst Online
• figured out Myst
Fractured Tibia and Fibula (Broken Lower Leg Bones) with Fixation Surgery
Fractured Tibia
• been aware of breaking more than my right Tibia.  Although X-rays tell me otherwise
Well Equipped
• gone scuba diving

• grasped algebra
Quadratic Equations
Portly Penguin
Portly Penguin
• worn portly
George Politico
• tanned on purpose
Naked Rambler
• walked naked in public

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