If you are Australian, fluorescent clown wigs and flip flops
If Doc Brown just dropped you off, you wear your pajamas
|Kathleen, Bobby and Dennis|
If you are a Bobby, a hi-viz vest.
As you do if you work in the Underground
If it rains at the Olympic, a plastic Union Jack
If you're a chilled American, use your nation's flag
If you're a proud American, the Stars and Stripes
When you're at a football match of Brazil vs GB women in a covered stadium, you wear what is proper
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